The symptoms

Let's be real. I'm writing this blog right now because that's about the only thing that I can think about right now.

So let me explain in detail exactly what I am going through... some of these symptoms apply only to me I've been told... but I'm pretty sure everyone feels these things, they just won't admit it:

• Throbbing head


• Upset Stomach


• Ability to only think of teen movies from the Eighties


• Slightly blurred vision


• An absurdly maternal attachment to the character Odie from Garfield


• Desire to only eat Macaroni and Cheese for four days


• Mild sinus clogging


• Face oddly resembling Nick Nolte


• A complete inability to look at the color violet


• Fleeting fascination with Matt LeBlanc

All these symptoms lead to one conclusion... hangover.