So let me explain in detail exactly what I am going through... some of these symptoms apply only to me I've been told... but I'm pretty sure everyone feels these things, they just won't admit it:
- Throbbing head
- Upset Stomach
- Ability to only think of teen movies from the Eighties
- Slightly blurred vision
- An absurdly maternal attachment to the character Odie from Garfield
- Desire to only eat Macaroni and Cheese for four days
- Mild sinus clogging
- Face oddly resembling Nick Nolte
- A complete inability to look at the color violet
- Fleeting fascination with Matt LeBlanc
All these symptoms lead to one conclusion... hangover.
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